The Indie-Music Gatekeeper

Liked the band before the band liked themselves.

Quotes 1974 AD lyrics like scripture and sighs that 'real music died' the moment anyone else discovered his favorite act. If a song crosses 50,000 streams, it is now 'sellout' and beneath him. He doesn't recommend music, he gatekeeps it — and he will mention vinyl unprompted.

Bestie

🔌 The Orkut-Era Nostalgist

Nemesis

🥊 The Nepali Twitter Dunker

Spotted by: 'you wouldn't know them'

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